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An Old Italian Gentleman...

An old italian gentleman lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his
annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as thw ground was
hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old
man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won't be able to
plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a
garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you
would be happy to dig the plot for me like in the old days. Love, Papa.

A few days later he received a letter form his son.

Dear papa, don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are burried.
Love, Vinnie.

At 4 a.m. The next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up
the entire area without finding any bodies. They appologized to the old man
and left. That same day, the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear papa, go ahead and plant your tomatoes now. That's the best I could
do under the circumstances. Love, Vinnie.